Two Word Mantra

dirtysupernaturalimagines:

Original Imagine: http://dirtysupernaturalimagines.tumblr.com/post/97696429801/source
Imagine Text: “Imagine Cas’s face when he walks in on you changing out of your clothes and you’re in nothing but your underwear.” 
Author: Bea E. Bex (beaebex.tumblr.com) 
Reader Gender: female 
Word Count: 6250 
Warnings: it strays mildly from the prompt.  cas is still the witness to a spontaneous peep show but the set-up is different.  naturally, it stills unfolds with smut.  other than that, there is swearing throughout.  

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You had rather stupidly heeded your most heroic sensibilities this hour.   Despite a close friendship with the Winchesters and a strained acquaintanceship with their angel at best, when Dean was forced to kick Castiel from the bunker you volunteered to accompany the morose little dear.  Abandoning that wounded puppy would be the second cruellest thing you did that week (the first was replacing Sam’s yoghurt with mayonnaise).   You and Cas were never close.   You respected each other and, yeah, he was hot as hell which was kinda ironic, but you would never be so cruel as to leave him wandering the great abyss on his own. 

So that was how you found yourself sharing a motel room with a skittish, awkward, bumbling excuse of a former angel.   Castiel had always proved awkward in social situations—mostly because he did not adequately observe the nuance of said conventions.   At least Angel-Cas could compensate in other capacities, though.   Human-Cas just kept stammering and stubbing his toe against the tv trolley.

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This, people, is how you write smut

nsfw nsfw text castiel oneshot smut

deansass:

lucifcr:

whimsycatcher:

I was inspired by this post last night, and ended up sketching instead of sleeping again, gahh! Anyway, I actually think this would be one of the more interesting things that could happen in the coming season, though poor Castiel would have to deal with two black-eyed Winchesters! Well, this isn’t intended as Wincest, though I really couldn’t blame anyone for tagging it as such, eheh… (My Art Tag)

oh my god can i marry you *gives u all my headcanons and aus so you can draw them*

ahhhhhhh this is so amazing omg

The ironic thing here is, now each Winchester has the power to turn the other: its pumping through their veins. Dean could easily get Sam hooked on demon blood again, or Sam could use his human blood to cure Dean, or get him hooked on human blood just like Crowley was.

deansass:

lucifcr:

whimsycatcher:

I was inspired by this post last night, and ended up sketching instead of sleeping again, gahh! Anyway, I actually think this would be one of the more interesting things that could happen in the coming season, though poor Castiel would have to deal with two black-eyed Winchesters! Well, this isn’t intended as Wincest, though I really couldn’t blame anyone for tagging it as such, eheh… (My Art Tag)

oh my god can i marry you *gives u all my headcanons and aus so you can draw them*

ahhhhhhh this is so amazing omg

The ironic thing here is, now each Winchester has the power to turn the other: its pumping through their veins. Dean could easily get Sam hooked on demon blood again, or Sam could use his human blood to cure Dean, or get him hooked on human blood just like Crowley was.

(via grab-the-salt-and-the-cute-angel)

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Nooooo! I don't think I can go the sf con in January!

ringaroundthecuffs:

dammit—cas:

dammit—cas:

I just got a message from the travel group I’ve been looking into, and they’ve scheduled the fair trade artisan tour to Guatemala to leave the Wednesday before the convention. I’ve thought really hard about it, and as much as I’d love to go to my first convention, i can’t pass up this opportunity…

Edit: there’s another con in Vegas in March, and I sure as hell wouldn’t mind spending a weekend in Vegas for a convention! Woo partay!

Alright, we’re going to the Vegas one together in March!

Yes yes yes! A convention AND strip clubs, casinos, sex shops and bars?! I think yes!
Plus, I can only imagine how insane the spn cast would be in sin city… this is going to be fun…

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